Friday, May 6, 2011

The Booty, The Myth and The Hassles

Beauty is everything. At least for some people and yes I do enjoy beauty but it's not everything. But I have been blessed. I see so many young girls that idolize these "fashion Hip-Hop models" that have big asses and want the same thing to the point they get the fucked up surgery just to walk around rockin the most biggest, lopsided and unshapely booties ever. This is all just to get attention from rappers and ballers and the alike. I get wanting to look and feel sexy and have a nice bubble poke through your clothes but as a woman with a natural big bottom that isn't so.

The myth: Looking good in Jeans: And that's a IF and a big one. IF you can actually find jeans that go over your hips and has enough room in the back to fit the shape of your butt. Ain't nothing like a woman with a big butt showing the world her crack just because the booty part of the jeans can't even cover the cheek. Which brings me to another point most of the women that get the booty enhancement never have enough hips to support the booty. This is prolly the only reason why they can fit jeans.

Unlike myself I went into Levi's to try on some jeans and was throughly dissapointed to the point where I balled up on the floor in the corner of Levi's store dressing room and cried. The woman who helped me felt for me because I was so hurt. She felt my pain. And since I can't afford the money as of now to get customed made jeans I have boycotted jeans until I can actually find a designer that can make a jean to fit my needs. I have tried them all 7, Apple Bottoms....etc.. yes NONE of them work for me. Old Navy jeans can get over my butt...BUT they leave me with the bulge in the front and that's not cute.

Stretchy pants FORGET ABOUT IT. Unless I wanna walk through the streets of New York with a sore ass, it's like I am setting myself up for disaster LOL! I avoid Harlem during that time too. I know people aren't supposed to touch you but most of smacking my ass would come from the women.

This is why I stick to dresses, slacks and some other clothing that will fit, show of my figure in the most conservative way. And then again I wanna be sexy too...I don't wanna walk around with a moo moo on just because I am scared of what people would do. *Sigh* I am just rablin. I'll come back later.